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if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

"onlyfans is using choice feminism to trick women into doing what men want" I'm gonna beat you to death with a hammer

surely the uptick in sex work isn't reflective of current material conditions. I think it's just that women have rodent brains

you just dangle a little money in front of their face and they can't think rationally. they need it for their shopping habits. that's why more enlightened women like me need to protect these women from themselves by keeping their industry as criminalized and restricted as possible

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

If you were my pet rock, I'd launch you at a billionaire CEOs head. You'd crush it like a grape. You'd be the very best pet rock and we'd have so much fun busting fuckers heads in.

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?