I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind