sorry but i shrimply can’t believe there’s a movie where sterling k brown fucks mark duplass pregnant and practically no one on this, the mpreg website, talks about it. what are you people even good for

actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

one of the high schools i went to had a nuclear fallout shelter leftover from the cold war in the basement that they repurposed into storage and all the costumes for the marching band got shoved down there. someone's aunt would come in and tailor them for us a couple times a year but they had her set up down there too so anytime you needed your pants hemmed you had to go down 6 flights of stairs (the last two in the dark) then find the hallway to the back room where mrs. patty was standing like the piano teacher ghost from goosebumps

by the way this was the same marching band whose halftime show was carry on my wayward son, so there were several times where i had to traverse the depths and then immediately run upstairs so i could go play the supernatural theme song on tenor sax

HELLO?

Darkplace is a key example of how in order to truly master making art that is "deliberately bad" you need to have a thorough understanding of what the medium considers the rules for "good form" so that you can than break every single rule.

older people love to tell you the most insane thing you've ever heard about a major historical event so casually bc for them, that was just a tuesday