[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

They think they can outsmart him just because he’s a baby

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom