are you microwave safe

underrated line in 3x04 is when regina is yelling at louis on the street and she tells him to “go turn into a bat or whatever” lmao

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

There really is a game people are playing and I don’t know I just I just don’t know how to participate

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

Chops your head off but my blade is unnaturally sharp and my hand is steady and my arc is perfect and your head flies off in one smooth downwards swing and soars through the air forever and never hits the ground