Smash A Little Windowpane

haters see me and say christ what is that

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress