Bhoot in the bungalow

love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen

bram stoker's dracula was truly ahead of its time by asking such questions as what if there was a dracula

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

ghosting everyone because I’m annoying

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“Wanna bet?”

“Scared, Potter?”

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

when i‘m trying to go go sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember

Its that damn crowboy