honey & apples

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

*has the worst mood swing you’ve ever seen in your life* haha sorry about that. what’s up

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Image description: A meme titled “Nectarine Season.” Four stick figures devour nectarines, their mouths covered in juice. The last stick figure says “So good.” End of image description.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)