moves quickly from right to left

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

reading tsunkus blog post about the new rhythm heaven and the time that past since the last game is making me emotional.... the bit where he talks about how the development team had people who worked on the older games and people who grew up playing rhythm heaven on the ds :')

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse