I’m just a passing author. I write what I want when I want. I try to post on the Ides of every month.
About Me:
✶Gavin (he/him)
✶Mid-20s
✶Writer for 14 years
✶Working on a novel series and a plethora of short stories
✶ A history major striving to become a digital archivist
✶All around geek with an obsession over esoteric and philosophical art
✶Forever GM of 8
✶AuDHD and ARFID
Socials:
BlueSky
VUL:
⏃ My dominant wip
⏃ Ask the OCs:
⏃ First three chapters are in the editing phase.
During the aion of the Kali Yuga, humanity has become weak in mind, body, and soul due to the use of the Universe Citizen. The U.C is an artificial intelligence that implanted itself in the minds of the whole human race and observes the entire cosmos. Humanity's desire is met at every opportunity for better or for worse. Only a handful are able to awaken and escape this sentient panopticon.
Follow Jane Lavender, an awakened city druid who is now trying her hand at becoming a politician to end the Universe War. She plans to do this by bringing enlightenment to humanity by teaching the principles of Vul. A tall task even with her magical eye, the mankalta. Will she be able to do this before she loses her mind?
Luckily, she is not alone as she has her reformed bodyguard, Luigi Cocus, and student Theodan Tusaire to help her navigate the world without her connection to U.C. Join the three as they work together to dismantle the corrupt governments and take on other awaken who want to prevent the Satya Yuga, the time of paradise.
About My Writing:
Main Genres:
✶Fantasy
✶High Concept
✶Modern
✶Science Fiction
✶ Horror
✶Psychological Thriller
✶Lovecraftian
✶Comedy
✶Romance
✶Comedy
Includes:
✶LGBTQIA+
✶Neurodivestity
✶Mental illness (The whole DMS-5 baby)
✶Racial/Cultural Diversity
✶Esoteric/Religious/Philosophical symbolism.
Themes (Not Full List):
✶Absurdism (No nihilism, that's for babies)
✶The Nature of Suffering and War
✶Ideolisation of the Past
✶Tech vs Magic/Tools vs Symbols
✶Internalized Ableism/Racism
✶Preservation
✶Application/Misuse of Knowledge
✶Love (Parental, Romantic, Love of Subculture, Tragic)
✶The Jungian Shadow
✶The Self
✶Interconnectedness
✶Divine Masculine. Feminine, Androgy/Thesis, Anti Thesis, Synthesis/Yin-Yang/Right-Hand Path and Left-Hand Path
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Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.
Summary: Selene has a conversation with Snotgrut after a successul ruse involving Elowyn getting 'kidnapped' by some Filthy Rotten Cultists™ that she knew nothing about. She has just finished chewing Elowyn out.
Warnings: some swearing and mild physical abuse. Also abelism
Notes: A dramatisation of one of the Destiny's New Servants campaign sessions. I have had to heavily modify the actual conversation because Snotgrut is too damn verbose. See the second half of this transcript for the actual conversation
Selene glowered at the small, green-skinned man that walked into the pocket dimension Dwena had created for these… conversations. Snotgrut, for his part, was smartly dressed and keeping a strictly professional air about him. At least until he noticed the broken and scorched furniture that littered the interior of the space. He pouted a little,
"Aw, you could have left me some."
Selene's mouth twisted into an unhappy grimace. She gestured for Chrackle to fly over to the goblin. Chrackle, feeling the full brunt of his mistress' displeasure, did so. He snapped at the fingers that attempted to pet the top of his head. The goblin was truly an idiot if he thought he was getting off that easy. Snotgrut merely shrugged and returned his attention to Selene, his expression falling back into one of neutral acceptance.
Selene glowered at Snotgrut,
"What, in all the Gods' names —?" she started, only to be interrupted by Snotgrut,
"Which ones?" he asked innocently. Selene's glare intensified as her temper flared at the blatant disrespect,
"All of them!" she snapped. She paused for only a fraction of a moment, intending to carry on with her tirade. Snotgrut, however, seemed to have other plans as he begin listing off the names of the many, many Gods he knew about. Despite the pain, or perhaps because of it, Selene immediately cast Silence, cutting off the end of the third God's common name. Her eyebrow twitched as she heard the goblin in her ear, having cast Whisper to get around the bubble of Silence around him, giving her a thumbs up. Snarling, Selene Dispelled Snotgrut's Whisper, replacing it with her own,
"If you don't mind," she spat, "I didn't ask you to name Them!"
The ball of white hot metal in her stomach cooled as Snotgrut's ears dropped and he stopped talking. He nodded in contrition, nervously clasping his hands together before recalling himself and standing to attention. Selene inhaled sharply before waving her hand to Dispell the Silence, ignoring the sharp pain running up her arm at the motion,
"I will repeat again —without the backchat this time — What in all the Gods' names were you thinking pulling that damn stunt!"
A flash of confusion crossed Snotgrut's face,
"Umm… which one?"
The fire flared up in Selene's chest again,
"You know damn well which one." she ground out. Understanding partially dawned,
"Ridding the world of a bad demon?" Snotgrut queried. Selene attempted to reign her temper in,
"By Teleporting directly to him without letting the rest of your companions know what the fuck you were planning?!" Well that was a critical mission failure.
Snotgrut rubbed at his ear,
"I'm sorry? But telling anyone else would have given the plan away." he pointed out. He cocked his head in curiousity, "What would you have done?"
Selene's rant died in her throat at the question. She inhaled sharply,
"Not Teleported my team directly to him without the rest of them having a plan for a start." she sniped. The goblin, in her mind, was treading on increasingly thin ice, but she needed to hear his reasoning.
"Again, telling them anything would have given the plan away. You know what Felix is like."
Selene huffed out a sigh,
"Yes, I know."
Snotgrut shook his head,
"I know we're not entirely expendable, but I've been sworn to protect this city and the lands around it, much as Elowyn has, and as much as you have. We couldn't allow the Balor we ended up dealing with being able to counter anything we did, that would put too many lives at unecessary risk."
The half-raging inferno guttered and died. Godsdamnit, why did the stupid, little goblin have to be right? She narrowed her eyes as Snotgrut smiled,
"I will say, Elowyn did do a wonderful job of distracting him. He's now having a nice chat with Gruumsh thanks to her efforts."
Aaaand the fire was back. Selene glared down unhappily at Snotgrut,
"Ah, yes, about that. How many of those devices do you have?" she asked tersely. Snotgrut pulled a small, metallic ball out of his pocket,
"A few. You can have this one, if you'd like, they're very useful."
Selene's glare deepened,
"And the rest." She somehow kept the satisfied smirk from her face as Snotgrut's expression fell slightly, but he quickly rallied and shrugged,
"I don't have them right now, but if you'd wanted them sooner, all you had to do was ask." His expression brightened, "If it's alright with you, I had some similar devices comissioned, but keyed to here. It should help keep everyone much safer!"
How in the Hells was this goblin able to manage to disarm her anger this damn quickly? Selene grudgingly nodded,
"Yes, yes it would." she agreed. A frown pinched her face as the goblin didn't even notice Chrackle biting his ear hard enough to draw blood, obviously still feeling the echoes of what irritation remained. Snotgrut smiled broadly,
"Excellent." he cocked his head again, "How have you been, anyway? You're looking a lot better than the last time I saw you. I don't know if the problems you were having have been taken care of?"
Ah, there was the bristle. Selene nodded shortly as Chrackle fluttered back onto her shoulder,
"They have been. You're dismissed." She arched an eyebrow as Snotgrut produced a bottle from his pack and placed it on the table,
"Alright, good. I hope this is to your liking. Elowyn mentioned you weren't a fan of wine, so I thought this would be more appropriate." he said cheerily. Selene opened her mouth to say something, but the goblin had already exited the pocket dimension. She shook her head, picked the bottle up and followed suit. There would be time to discuss his attitude later.
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
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I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.
It looked like this statue and was stuck in the middle of a brightly lit fish tank that was tainted green with algae. There was dead fish that floated to the top. Their cells, juices were stringing down to the bottom like a thick mucus.
The statue was bubbling voilently. Huge bubbles came out of it and make there was to the surface.
The rest of the room was black it was shaped like a museum in some way. Everything was charred black. Blackness burnt into the location.
The only place was color was down a hallway was a tan lit ballroom with a pregnant woman in a red dress.
I think she was an avatar. She had gout, the kings disease that makes your feet swell.
Words were not said between us there was not time. I just know that the god could have either helped the baby or killed it with its power. And that symbolized the power nuclear energy has in our society.
