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PULL THE CORD, LET THAT UNHOLY NOISE ROAR

TWO MOUTHS

ONE FACE

ONE BODY

Charmy and Jewel, but they look buggier

MAN AFTER MARCH DAY 3 - PLUTONIAN

Hundreds of years from today, humanity took sail to the stars, plunging their flags and their nations across the planets, moons and planetoids that call our very own solar system home. One of these, the last major one in fact, was Pluto.

Shamed for decades for not being a true planet and sharing a name with a cartoon dog, Pluto finally saw some kindness from humanity when it began terraformation. A process that by that point had been tried and proven effective at least a dozen times. Much like its planetary brethen, Pluto was seeded with megastructures in the form of domes that contain their own small atmospheres, oceans and praires. Humanity had control over every aspect of the planet... Except one; gravity.

Pluto has a 0.06g enviroment, uncomfortably close to the one of the vaccum. This, of course, had effects on its new colonizers. For example, without the weight of earth's gravity on them, people began getting noticeably taller in just a few generations. Some in one lifetime. The heart meets no resistance from the body to pump blood towards the brain, bones became spongy, and a lack of resistance from the planet's pull meant lack of exertion, causing mass overweightness.

By just 8-12 generations post arrival, The Plutonians were their own subspecies separate from earthlings. Mischeaviously dubbed "Living Teletubbies" by their Earth kin, The Plutonians represent the largest human species to ever live. At an average height of 9.8ft and a weight of nearly 500kg, you'd expect them to be lumbering, struggling titans, but they are far from it. Inside Pluto, they are exceptionally light (~27kg), so, despite what their appearence might suggest, they are actually as frail as house of cards.

This means that they can never return home. But, then again, this is the case for nearly every human settlement in space. And besides, they have become so far removed from the humans who settled here that Pluto is their home.

MAN AFTER MARCH DAY 2 - PERFECTED

ENTRY NUMBER 2 - COPPELIA (Homo sapiens VALO)

By the year 2051, It'd be harder to know someone who hasn't heard of Coppelia. She's become quite the figure in her 6 year long career, earning multiple Grammy awards, millions upon millions of dollars and new fans each month, and even a place in lists of most famous people to ever live, finally surpassing the legendary Michael Jackon in 2048.

Coppelia has been a phenomenon and a controversial one at that ever since her birth. Manufactured by VALO (Voice & Augmentation Limited Organisms) Bio-Aesthetics, Coppelia broke quite a few milestones from the second the sun touched her skin. Such as being the first cloned and genetically modified human, as well as the first one to be owned by another person in American soil being since the abolishment of slavery. VALO was taken to court by the DOJ that same year of 2026, however, the company was found innocent after a loophole regarded Coppelia as genetically modified enough to not be considered human. At least not fully.

The standing music industry at that time did not take Coppelia's existence well. Famous artists such as Marshall Bruce (also known as Eminem), Chapell Roan, Benito Antonio (also known as Bad Bunny), and, most notoriously, Britney Spears, spearheaded a movement against the attempt from VALO to not only replace them but also use a living, breathing human being as a tool. This would mark the biggest cultural shift of 2026, surpassing war-time conflicts in the eyes of the public.

In the year 2045, Coppelia would make her debut with the song 'My Heart Is A Cog', her explosive success was no surprise, not only was she a public figure from birth, but her first outing was hyped up with the largest marketing campaign in the world as of the writing of this article. With all eyes on her, Coppelia would write hit after hit, including the iconic songs; 'Puppet Girl', 'Wish Upon Starlight' and 'Pinnochio's Baby'.

All of this, naturally, made it more baffling when in August 29th, 2051, Coppelia dissapeared without a trace from her summer home in New York City after a notoriously taxing psychotic break. How could it be possible that Coppelia dissapeared without a trace? VALO refused to release a statement to press, but leaked documents show that the depravity of Coppelia's conception was beyond what originally thought.

Coppelia was genetically modified before her birth, this was public knowledge, yes, but the extent as to how remained behind locked doors and court hearings from 2026 until recently, where the truth came to light.

The girl had been modified to be permanently 'babyfaced'. Her eyes were almost twice the size of a normal humans, while her nose, ears and jaw were atrophied to worriyingly high levels. X-Ray scans show a disturbing amount of similarities between Coppelia's skull and that of a pug.

Her teeth pressing against her skull caused her to live in constant pain. Alongside this, came multiple breathing problems, diseases and neurological deterioration that warranted a heavy amount of drug usage throughout Coppelia's life, from as young as 4 years old, in fact.

Coppelia was known to have manic episodes and particularly aggressive outbursts behind cameras, where she'd attack crew members with any tool she had at hand, and, if she didn't have any, she'd use her crooked teeth and nails. These issues came from her physical and neurological problems, but also the heavy drug usage and an inflated ego from the life she led. Because, of course, how could she not be full of herself? After all she's lived through.