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nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

i'll forever have beef with "alien" characters that are literally just humans. no, 70's sci fi author, the human form is not the pinnacle of evolution in such a way that all planets with life will develop the same way. i'll accept a vulcan situation where the original budget was low, but everyone else, get original

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i’m not going to lie i don’t trust people who hate kids

i mean you certainly don’t have to want kids or particularly enjoy hanging out with them. but if you can’t interact with a child or respect their general existence then i will find you suspect. it reads as very antisocial.

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work