The irony of wishing for balls to become a doll
Loving the opposite gender so much that you want to become it is the most heterosexual thing anyone can do
The only reason I wish I knew it already when I was a kid is so I could answer with "doll" anytime I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up
Is there already a name for this study? If not I would like to submit Dollism 101
Why is it always "protect the dolls" and never "dolls roll out"
As if doin a lil violence isn't a doll's favorite pastime
The doll does not concern herself with Geneva conventions when dealing with fascists, nazis and billionaires
Dolls were so powerful that God had to step in and nerf them down to being men
And actual men got so scared by that glimpse of feminine power for absolutely no reason at all that they felt the only way forward was systemic oppression of women
