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The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

every single person in the notes who even remotely knows who keffals is is saying "oh yeah, thats a good call"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

I like how faries might give you toys or torture you. They are a lot like life in that regard. Follow for more deep real shit.

Encounter: skategoons

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

it was so bad when that initial wave of Pokemon card collector market slop hit, I had to see entire TCG sections in kids aisles have to be removed and sent into the front register area in a locked box next to baby formula, like it was so fucking bad they moved into the police propaganda lock box shit