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This is SO cool

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

every single person in the notes who even remotely knows who keffals is is saying "oh yeah, thats a good call"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all