Broke & Tired

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

hey I’m procrastinating so find out which gay childhood character you are

people being mad bc they got straight is so funny sajhks sorry dudes, maybe stan bfu and pick a normal gay color next time :/

MOTHERFUCKER

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah

these all sound like they were made up on the spot and that’s actually why i’m 100% certain these are legit phrases in these languages for this

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

am i right gamers

hey gamers am i right

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

literally what do you MEAN horrible, those were the days when you could actually physically own the mp3 files rather than pay a monthly fee to the Great Capitalist Gods for permission to listen to a single song in between advertisements selling you other things in the shower

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

Adhd/Autisitc bitches be like “I hate when people are loud” and then have no volume control. I’m bitches.

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr