let me rest

snapchat reminded me today it’s the 6 year anniversary of shameless butler abuse, god I’m old

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

you know it's a good thing we have the words "pierce" and "piercing" otherwise we'd have to say shit like i got more holes today

got penetrated at claire's

you good bud?

they took me out back and shot me with the gun

if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be "I don't leave the house, there's giant spiders out there."

hey (w the intention of befriending ur cat)

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.