rough magick

glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

what if someone doesnt like to chill and vibe

what do you gain by asking this

damn. i wonder who wrote these words. they sure do have a wisdom

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

probably best not to text “they believed our lies” after testifying

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

My "Not actively suicidal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.