oh! captain rum!

listening to black parade -> danger days means u go from "i cannot kill myself, killing myself is the myself killer" to "there isn't a bitch bad enough to kill me"

"i am not afraid to keep on living, i am not afraid to walk this world alone" -> "shut up and lemme see your jazz hands!!!!!!"

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

my work computer is actually possessed, which you’d think would be a bad thing but it keeps closing outlook, word, and excel so…

by talos this can’t be happening (aka random program closure 2: electric boogaloo — now with added disk space/memory errors)

it guy had the shocking analysis that i’m out of disk space. sir, i have a perfectly healthy amount of available storage space — why do you think i’m asking for help?

the it guy keeps sending me the dumbest ai recommendations for how to fix things. do you think i haven’t tried all of this?? at this point, throwing my laptop into the nearest body of water might be my best fix.

i seem to have fixed the file saving issue, but my programs are still closing randomly. will i ever know peace.

okay we are back to having file saving issues (now with a new error message!!), but my programs are not crashing. i will not know peace today, that’s for sure.

also what kind of solution is “close intensive programs and try saving again” when the “intensive programs” (read: teams, web browser) are required to do my job? short term fix at best but i literally cannot be expected to work like this.

well either the it people have fucked off for the weekend or i’ve thoroughly stumped them because i haven’t gotten a stupid ai-generated fix in several hours (and they were responding roughly every 30 mins yesterday). chat does this mean i can log off early?

okay, still going strong. tried asking the it guy what happens if this is a memory issue, though, and got back “try saving the file to your laptop” which…was what i was doing the whole time……..

i told my manager what’s been going on and she said “just request a new laptop”, so that is what i’ll be doing. wish me luck, the it department doesn’t want to replace computers of late, so i feel like this will be yet another uphill battle.

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.