Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

saying "i want spain/france/england/argentina to lose because they beat my team 7263837 months/years ago and mama loves to hold a grudge" is a good enough reason to not want a team to win. you don't even need that much of a reason. "rancid vibes" is good enough. "[player name] is my personal enemy" is good enough. go back to the core of being a football fan - hating for the love of the game.

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

have you guys heard about this

hey guys. you hear about this?

whoa. just heard about this