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I need $600+ for stupid toys

Some of y'all need to understand this isn't about blowing up countries with the giant red button, it's about abolishing tyrannical and oppressive governments that go by the names of the land they hold hostage.

its friday. if you don't normally floss, today is a great day to make an exception, since it's flossing friday! get rid of some of the built up mats of bacteria between your teeth that brushing and mouthwash have a hard time to deal with on their own, help prevent them from setting up camp beneath your gums, where they can erode your bones and lead to teeth falling out if left untreated. help save yourself a future doctors visit!

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

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i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

im so fucking stupid

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

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can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

tumblr will crash because of the sheer amount of crabs at the rave.