pretty gift for quotation

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

you glow different when you’re loved right and fucked right

i think rina sawayama should be allowed to kill matty healy

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

‘i loved you when we were kids but as we grew older we went out separate ways and it broke my heart now we haven’t spoken in years and you come knocking at my door because you’re lost in life and i’m the only person you know you can really turn to and i’m feeling so many emotions that i don’t even know what to do’

heh... our shared mutual just reblogged that post from ME and not you. how does that make you feel

alright. favorite book u read in 2022 AND…if ur feeling spicy…LEAST favorite book u read in 2022. let’s go.

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations