i do not believe this darkness will endure

Finally: ethical drunk driving

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

@rainsnires

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

fuck therapy i wanna beat the shit out of someone

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them