star wars hate blog

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

feeling intensely nostalgic for 2019/2020 star wars posting. we were all so young and hopeful. baby yoda had not yet reached facebook minion meme status. pedro pascal was posting the word socialism on twitter. everyone was writing insane mandalorian x reader fanfic. do you guys remember