✨💖RAMPANT DISAPPOINTMENT💖✨

how to keep going for beginners

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

big fan of when a character metaphorically sweeps something under the rug, but you can feel them flinch every time they walk over it and feel the crumbs beneath their feet

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡