I'm all about the pie

Bitty: *wakes up from nap with his shirt halfway off, a shoe in one hand and a set of measuring cups in the other*

Jack: “Goose!!” *starts jumping up and down while giggling*

Shitty: *starts lecturing his friends unintelligibly, but it’s definitely a lecture*

Ransom: *only wants to hold hand with his bestie in the hallway, cries if he cant*

Holster: *hugs his best friend so hard, they both topple over and start crying, but they’re still hugging*

Lardo: *quietly orders her friends around while shoving fistfuls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in her mouth*

Dex: *literally only plays with the singing tool set*

Nursey: *rolls into the classroom wearing some cool ass shades, but promptly trips over the ball he couldn’t see*

Chowder: *Happy Tappies at the thought of getting to run around with his friends*

Bonus:

Obviously the comedian isn't doing too great, but that's kind of the whole point of him being there. The other baker isn't doing terribly, just a lot of missing things when he reaches for them or accidentally knocking things over.

Bitty, on the other hand, is absolutely crushing this baking challenge. Not only are his cupcakes fluffy and delicious, he finishes them in like half the time everyone else takes. The channel didn't give them anything to pipe the icing with so he puts his buttercream in a zip lock bag, cuts off one corner, and pipes them to perfection. The whole time he's doing this he's telling a story about how he once made eight pies in one night all between rounds of beer pong. He also talks about the time he made a perfect clafoutis (a type of French fruit tart) on the night the Falconers won the Stanley Cup despite being nearly black out drunk.

eric bittle + taylor swift, you’re on your own, kid

the jokes weren’t funny, i took the money my friends from home don’t know what to say i looked around in a blood-soaked gown and i saw something they can’t take away

I am once again analyzing the haus layout and mourning all the little nooks I haven't seen in fics. jack has his own walk-in closet?? (so does bitty, btw)

so many opportunities for bitty helps jack pick a tie/shirt and they get locked inside getting togethers

so many opportunities for year 2 au's with secret zimbits relationship where one of them has to hide in the other's closet to avoid getting caught

post-kegster game of hide and seek where jack and bitty both end up hiding in the closet (this may or may not be a real thing that happened to me)?

so many jokes about being in the closet

nursey: so we all had a crush on bitty right

chowder: little bit yea

#bitty will always be dex’s unattainable catch #the lobster that got away😔✋🏻

#dex is actively campaigning to be jack and bitty’s third

#wait prev prev hdjdjdndns dex after fixing betty the 23rd time 'uk if u ever need a helping hand in... other depts im here' #bitty thinks dex is being a good considerate friend. dex is talking abt handjobs.

thirdy: i thought both of your parents were jewish?