Kent Parson Needs Therapy

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

if we’re back to bullying holster through jackholtz again today i think it’d be really funny if jack just legitimately forgot he and holtz were exes

Ilya is the type of depressed person who opens the fridge and realizes there’s no milk and is like “Fine, I’ll just kill myself then” and Shane overhears and wears a really exasperated look and says “I told you not to joke about that” and Ilya responds “Wow okay I thought it was healthy to share my feelings but I guess I will just bottle them up then” and Shane gives him a look like he’s got five seconds to run.

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive