fuck trump

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

Information Wall (with Hat)

a wasp made this post

I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger

I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

No joke I reblogged this a few years ago and I have been working on self sustained farms since 🤭

surely the conses wont quence

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

Touch your computer screen. Lol

ok

What’s the Shit! Now it’s got Fingerprot

I'm a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that's my god-given right as a tax payer.

Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.

HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……