Call Me Captain

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

Add atmosphere to your post-apocalypse game by playing it under quarantine during a massive global pandemic.

Me too.

get Aang outta there

Reblog to help save the Avatar!

If they put the cereal in a plastic bag anyways, why don’t they just sell cereal packaged like potato chips

hey daddy I’ll take his poll.

#broke: al never gets a cat#woke: edward is the cat (daylighteclipsed)