I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

ti ond yn flin oherwydd ti'n llwglyd ac wedi blino ac mae dy goesau'n brifo ac mae dy ben yn brifo a ti'n rhy boeth ac mae gen ti iselder

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

the thing many people here do not understand about men is that sometimes when a man does lots of gay things in public it is actually evidence that he is fully heterosexual

in a group of men jokingly kissing each other, the gayest one is the guy who refuses to participate

masturbate 5 times a day, smoke a cigarette whenever u feel like it, take a shot as soon as you wake up, walk 7.8 miles every day, have sex on holy ground, eat 4 figs every single day and sleep 15 hours.

can you put that thing on a leash?

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?