it reaches in and tears your flesh apart

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

Every body wants to be friends with kitty but Ultimately its kittys choice

Ok but actually I do think ads should be illegal, most of all billboards because they are distracting to drivers, and most of all especially those electric billboards that light up the entire area or change

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive