it reaches in and tears your flesh apart

it’s not easy being the naked in the window transsexual neighbor but someone has to do it

hello my name is car person and i would like to drive down the road at 1 william miles per hour at 2:04 in the morning. my automotive vehicle makes more noise than an airplane and i want everyone to know just how cool i am for spending several thousand dollars on aftermarket parts to make it go slightly faster which is why i also removed the part that makes it quiet because everyone deserves to know that my car goes slightly faster than a stock vehicle of the same make and model because i'm cool. also did i mention it is 2:04 in the morning

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

i'm bored let's abuse stimulants

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy