Rare Symphony Angel

Play a game as your hero-self!!

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

possible ways this could go wrong: 0

"they'll never see it coming" & they fuckin DONT

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

Do you love the color of the accessibility ✨

A Silent Conversation, Gregory Wier

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

Littleguysdaily this is my favorite of your many great little guys. I think about this one a lot.

Hell Yeah

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

Please remember: Tumblr users are human beings, not your fictional blorbos (no matter how popular the blog). If it would be weird / creepy / inappropriate to say to a total stranger in a grocery store, then it's weird / creepy / inappropriate to say to strangers online.