Ur goth grampa is here

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

Fr*nch

alas the melancholy, it strikes at my heart! prithee, humble tumblr toiler, share with me your most superior cephalopod fact

Male octopus get eaten a lot while reproducing so they usually develop a survival strategy. My favorites are they're usually in a position where they can get out fast or they remove their reproductive arm and give it to the females which they can still use and honestly is more beneficial as they can use it when they find somewhere safe for eggs.

*detatches my penis mid-coitus for u to add to ur inventory*

The blanket octopus has some of the most extreme size differences between males and females, with females reaching 2 meters (6.6 ft) and males maxxing out around 2.4 cm (1 inch). Males and immature females have been found carrrying stinging man-o-war tentacles to use as defensive weapons.

don't talk to me (hulking goddess), my boyfriend (amoeba), OR our third (innocent bystander we kidnapped for use as a living weapon)

Taylor Swift is a businesswoman and cult leader first, musician distant second.

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

don't love the concept of monuments, but I do appreciate how if some historical asshole got powerful enough, we "commemorate" 'em by putting up a metal effigy to display. in public. for pigeons to nest on the heads thereof. and take monumental shits upon

by Minyoung Kim