Man Oh Man

Been getting really into orange juice lately

you can get addicted to a certain kind of spreadsheet

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

I can read upside-down, too. I've literally been training for this. Checkmate, mother fucker

I really do love the narrative’s insistence on Lucanis "least charming Crow” Dellamorte. Because the way he backs you to the wall is so goddamn hot, not even he could handle it. Took it straight out of one of his romance novels, then immediately thought "Oh no, too effective, can't do it." And then he never does it again. It's so funny. Lucanis used (Action: Flirt) exactly once and scared himself with his own sexy. Only genuine human vulnerability from here on out. Our beloved Awkward Pantry Man simply cannot endure his own attractiveness.

I don't know how many five things I can see, four things I can touch, three things I can hear, two things I can smell and one thing I can taste I have left in me lads.