So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. Iâm talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I canât complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.
These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.
Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them
Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about âwe own everything you make while you work for usâ which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. Thereâs only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.
Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer wonât let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job Iâve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. Itâs also common practice in some fields to have oneâs attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you canât look over it with someone else. Thatâs a fat load of shit. For âlower levelâ jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they wonât even give you the proper time to read it over, theyâre trying to pull some bullshit on you and youâre going to regret it if you sign. Even if thereâs nothing bad in what you signed itâs an example of how they are going to treat you while youâre there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.
Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.
Companies BANK on the fact youâre not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like âyou canât talk about your wagesâ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DONâT STAY BLIND.
Yes, Iâve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didnât want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal.Â
Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED.Â
Absolutely 100% good advice âđźâđźâđź
Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you canât prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and donât let them intimidate you.Â
This is why when Frederator as a company tried to contract with my youtube channel a long while ago I found out that part of their contract (at the time, I donât know of itâs changed) was that my channel would have become their sole property including all ownership of my channel including copyrighting my screenname and they reserved the right to delete my channel at will. When I questioned them about it, they jumped ship and said I âwasnât rightâ for what they were looking for (because I questioned them).
ALWAYS read.Â




















