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My sister went to Portugal and brought me back a fat little ceramic St. Anthony because I chronically lose things and am chronically single. And let me tell you, he is EFFECTIVE. I find things so much faster when I ask Tony to help me find stuff. Even my Nisse, who is definitely a dick because my place is a mess, has stopped fucking with my wallet and keys and only hides shoes and bigger, less important items from me. I don't know what is genuinely up with the Catholics and their Saints but boy oh boy do their intercessions work

#st anthony

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rosecoloredtarot

Make sure when you're asking for a sign it is common enough to happen but uncommon enough to not be just the mundane

Case in point, I asked Familiar for help with Task and he said I would know he had an answer when I saw 3 hawks in flight. Now, this could be 3 consecutive hawks in a day or three at a time. Now, I see hawks every day, and have a mated pair living on my property, so two is fairly common. But both scenarios are rare enough that it took a week and a half to actually happen. Had it just been "you will see a hawk", there would have been a lot of false negatives.

awakefor48hours

“We need to strive to be more accepting of POC” you guys can’t even handle religion.

awakefor48hours

White people, when it comes to religion you have to come to the realization that a lot of non-white cultures have a strong connection to religion. Religion isn’t just the thing that your parents used to be homophobic towards you. There’s millions of religions in the world and religion plays a big part in other cultures.

Also, Christianity and Catholicism aren’t the only religions in the world. Just grouping all of religions around the world and just watering it down to these two is not constructive.

celestial-fang

The sun itself bows at your feet

Oil painting for Shah Ismail’s 539th birthday!

120 x 60

windvexer

Maybe 12+ months ago I spent some time writing on how if you want to lead a magical life I think a lot of this stuff has to be framed as chores. And I did not know how serious I was.

It is chores. Sufficiently advanced witchcraft is chores.

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prairiebeetle

some of you will see a historical document recounting the story of a woman who confessed to witchcraft after being imprisoned, starved, beaten, and likely tortured and act like it's full of awesome true witch facts collected from a friendly interview

theflaminggoat

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until it's time to put the correct name on the stone. 👀

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until someone's child is murdered and everyone's suddenly an expert in criminology and forensics.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until school shooting victims don't follow yer political agenda.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until someone thinks a God granted them dibs on some land.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." unless they died from AIDS, right?

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until someone's homeless.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until a politician you've deified needs to move some merch.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until someone starts charging for erotic services and content.

It's "Don't speak ill of the dead." until yer kid comes out or spouse wants to leave.

escuerzoresucitado

bloodyhandprint

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

talayse

When I find myself in times of trouble

Granny Weatherwax comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

I can't be having with this.

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creekfiend

you're not supposed to wander around appalachia at night bc you'll fall off a sheer drop that you couldn't see coming. this is also a major risk during the day. you really have to watch out for the sheer drops that you don't see coming due to the undergrowth. I suspect 100% of spooky missing persons cases in appalachia have the spooky explanation of "sheer drop disguised by undergrowth"

really cannot overstate how many utterly invisible ravines we got here and also how big the woods are. they can't find people because the woods? are big

creekfiend

in seriousness you can learn about the isolated Appalachian communities that were up here until quite recently by checking out the foxfire books. it is true that there were many isolated communities that remained pretty separate from mainstream American life for a longish time but most of the last ones were my grandpa's generation. and they were regular? can't overstate how regular they were. just rural and isolated with their own culture. do check out the foxfire museum if you want to learn more about them and their lives! those books are based on real interviews conducted by local high schoolers and college students of the old folks in their communities and they are very interesting windows into day to day rural life up in the mountains in the early to mid 20th century.

creekfiend

I absolutely 100% do not mean this in a like derogatory city slickers way; I myself grew up mostly in a city and I think that it is morally neutral to not have experience with The Outdoors. having said that, I have noticed that a lot of people who do not have regular interactions with "landscape that can kill you" do seem to have an internalized idea that "landscape that can kill you" is something that only happens to other people, or not very often, or only under extreme circumstances. which I think often leads them to assume that there must be something else out here that can kill you. but I fear I must inform the people who wanna believe scary Appalachian woods monsters are real that it's Landscape. inclusive of the beasts that dwell there such as the cougars and bears. its Landscape! (GRASPING EVERYONE ON THE SPOOKY APPALACHIAN TRAIL SUBREDDITS) IT'S LANDSCAPE THAT KILLS YOU! ITS ALWAYS LANDSCAPE! Old Man Hidden Ravine and his best friend Exposure!

gardeningwithpina

Why waste the rain?

I'm obsessed with gardening systems that utilize rainwater without the use of barrels or cisterns. My ultimate fav is using bioswales to catch and filter stormwater on the street.

Fun addition: Dams that utilize trees to catch dirt/ stop erosion, and prevent disaster that can come from broken dams.

aleeowl

Also:

SUSTAINABLE URBAN DRAINAGE! SUDS!

We need more of them, in the right places!

Also, using these to reduce stormwater loads in storm events, particularly in places with combined stormwater and sewage systems, could/would be helpful at reducing river discharges of raw sewage. (If climate change is factored in at system level cos more rain in less time needs to be accouted for at rhe large scale designs...)

Plus using constructed wetlands to retain these discharges and treat them before rivers too!

theflaminggoat

What do y'all think the Gods would appreciate more?

An offering made with your own effort, possibly by starting to learn a new skill or supporting someone in community.

OR

A billionaire's bot slop that's hurting Jörð?

enchantedbook

“The Swan Princess” illustrated by Boris Zvorykin (1920) for the fairytale by Alexander Pushkin.

ritual-and-chaos

I am the only grad student in a class of undergraduates, a contemporary art class.

I made reference to an artwork - “oh, it’s like that piece thats three feet of air above a pedastal that contains a curse or a blessing from a witch.”

I sure baffled a bunch of students, right then.

Tom Friedman, “Untitled (A Curse),” 1992

They are required to pack it for shipping with room for the curse.

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plushdablush

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

somefishycat

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

bug-yogurt

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

upthewitchypunx

The next CritWitch Brew is about sport and gaming magic and superstitions. Jul and I were workshopping some ideas for potions and I came up with a ridiculous idea of some kind baseball themed peanut butter whiskey cocktail with a crushed Cracker Jack rim and now I want to know what that's gonna taste like!

thewoodbinewitch

Ohhhh this is so up my alley!!! And I think there are some solid potions out there in their original form as game foods. Is not nacho cheese a potion? Picklebacks? Lager has always had a special place at the Superbowl feast and the witch's table

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