i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

I don't know what brand of black paint they're using but I think I'm experiencing feelings I've only read about in fanfiction

Occasionally staying up late to get extra alone time is an imperative.

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state