I can't skate, but I'll replace your ball bearings

Reddit lady in the “emotional support for the other woman” subforum says that she’s heartbroken because the coworker and married man she loves blocked her on everything and reported her to HR for sexual harassment after she DM’d him lewds on Instagram, which makes no sense to her given the intensity of their emotional affair (he complimented her coffee cup and would make small talk during meetings)

Not sure that's real brick. Weird things going on at the corners and baseboard elevation.

People in stories who get a dramatic phone call always hop in their cars and go “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in one hour.” and then they are. It’s always half the time. It’s never, “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in an hour and fifty minutes.” And sometimes it’s not even life or death! Love interest will be like, “what are we?” and suddenly some subaru is going 150 mph up the median on I-5. Everyone’s gonna fuckin throw tomatoes at me and hiss for my brave, controversial take, but I don’t think you should tokyo drift thru a school zone just so you can eat pussy sixty minutes ahead of schedule.

don’t nobody want no damn dubai chocolate we are midway through 2026 give it a rest

they got pussy on this app?

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift