50 shades of eye bags

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

“if your conversations are only ever performative affection” woah my bones grew more bones and shook 

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

dan and phil do the 3 legged DDR challenge again but this time they don't actively sabotage themselves by refusing to touch

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

Anonymously tell me why you follow me

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

#it’s called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics

fat rolls are sooo pretty 💓I love the way fat squishes into itself, creating soft little mountains of fat, I love how big tummies compress into rolls when sitting down, or how back fat folds over the fat of your lower back and love handles, and the way that when you move around the world and contort your body it creates little flabby rolls on your side, it's especially beautiful that if you get fat enough they're always there, as a reminder that there is so much plump flesh on your body that it squishes into itself to make room for everything, creating so many beautiful rolls of fat that are crafted perfectly for loving hands to squish and sink into 💓💓

Certified feedism post!

motivating your bro is kinda gay. telling another dude 'come on!'. come on what, you?