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pankendev

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

gunsandfireandshit

segamascott

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

okaydays

It hits Shane one evening, when they’re relaxing together on the couch in the house they own together, that he’s achieved something he didn’t even consciously realise he had set as a goal.

He’s created a place where Ilya feels safe.

To some extent, Shane knew they sort of always had something like that - in 1410, in 1221, in countless hotel rooms that then became the homes they had separately, in Boston and Montreal - but this, obviously, is different. It’s different in the best way.

He looks down at Ilya, fast asleep with his head in Shane’s lap, covered in a blanket. His eyelashes are so long. There’s no furrow in his brow, and his mouth is just slightly open. He makes the kind of snuffling, clicky noises that he only makes when he’s sleeping really comfortably and really well.

This is a house they share. Ilya’s stuff is safe here. Their dog is safe here. Ilya can fall asleep on Shane’s lap on the couch with the knowledge that he’s safe and loved and cared for in every single moment. He doesn’t have to tiptoe around or worry about someone’s mood or censor himself in the way that Shane imagines he had to do when he was a child, after Irina passed and the house lost all its warmth. Here, Ilya and everything he is is treasured. He’s safe.

Shane smiles and wraps a finger around a loose curl, scritches at his scalp gently enough that it doesn’t wake him. Ilya purrs a little in his sleep. They’re all good here.

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charlesoberonn

The first recorded use of "I feel like a million bucks" was in 1902.

Adjusted for inflation, in order to feel as good as a person in 1902 who felt like a million bucks, a person in 2026 would need to feel like 38,831,628 dollars.

liberalsarecool

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

cannibalchicken

knightesscordelia

There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.

anais-sinclair-official

If you have enough passion in your heart, superiors, rivals, and even some underlings can also be love interests.

drcuriouslxix

an underling love interest isn't a person they are a Toy

estrogeon

katelyn-danger

Quadrants are the four different types of romance recognized by trolls, first explained through exposition here. As humans are socialised to

Those unaware of history are doomed to repeat it.

okaydays

I think Ilya deserves to spend multiple afternoons wrapped in a blanket, curled up half on Shane’s lap, snuggled into his chest, with one of Shane’s arms wrapped around his waist and the other hand nestled in his curls, gently scratching at his head in a way that lulls him to a sweet doze, secure in the knowledge that he is beloved and safe

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I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

pigswithwings

every person whos reblogged a post abt girl characters making it abt a man i hope you suffer

pigswithwings

please cut it out dont make me fucking laugh

hypokeimena

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

hypokeimena

my people have found me.

hypokeimena

just got a double whammy of the most annoying comments i get on this post back to back in my notes (1. this is going to give authors anxiety!!! 2. but you CAN get tenure by 35!!!), so everyone say bye bye post for another several months

hypokeimena

post unlocked because i just dnf'd the project hail mary book due to andy weir's 'rocky thinks in base six' inconsistencies.

if rocky thinks and estimates in base six round numbers and then converts to base ten for ryan gosling's sake (established early!! basically one of the first things ryan gosling works out!), then he would not suggest that they jump from 80 to 86 when rounding up for safety, because neither of those are base six round numbers. he would suggest jumping to a safety allowance of 84 (220 in base six) or 90 (230 in base six).

crimewave420

Just so you know, subway swapped their 2 footlongs discount code from FL1399 to 2FOR1299

angel-mistakes

Fic where Shane gets mind reading powers (and let's pretend it's translated from Russian to English too) where he can hear Ilya's thoughts and it's just a constant stream of:

look cool look cool look cool look cool -- don't freak him out don't freak him out don't -- kiss him but not the way you want kiss him but not the way you want -- god he's so perfect he's so perfect fuck my life -- pretend to be normal about him-- fuck, he's so perfect

and then

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hadesisqueer

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

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voydhymn

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

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