sleepy

Imagine if Portal 2 actually let me catch the round blue moron when he disengages from the management rail.

petition to rerelease portal but let you catch him

Reblog to catch Wheatley

WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE!!

I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

holy shit this made me so happy

Me

When you deal with mental illness it becomes painfully obvious that “How are you” is a greeting rather than an actual inquiry into your well-being, so the first one is a canned response but the second one gets real

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Jeezus fuckin Christ

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

rb and tag ur fav soda and sexuality i need to know who’s valid