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if you think i'm unfunny online you should see me sleep deprived at work firs thing in the morning. i achieve levels of cringe that would make you sick to your stomach. be grateful.

When cats lie on their backs and look at you upside down with their little vampire tooth sticking out reblog if you agree

And so can my angel baby.

Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?

Please, consider.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

Choke her and tell her she is pretty with your dick in her mouth

I am in severe need of attention, obsession even, maybe some possessiveness, dare I say worship

putting your girl’s necklace on for her is peak intimacy