getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

“Brat summer,” I whisper to myself as I kidnap my crush’s little brother and threaten to set him on fire because said crush didn’t want to come to my party.

i only threw this party 4 u... watch me watch me party on u...

this and a blunt

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Please stop he is drowning.....

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

World Heritage Post