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someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

this is not a joke

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

❌ loud as hell

❌ needs good ventilation

❌ gives off carcinogens

❌ heavy

❌ not cute

✅ a cutie

✅ can curl up on your shoulders to warm you up

✅ purrs so sweetly

✅ won't give you cancer

but still, sometimes, things surprise me. and i was surprised today. because today an old man approached me at the park. and he said, you know, im a pediatrician.

which is already a weird start to a conversation, because i didnt know that. and maybe i should have just rolled with it, but instead i went

wait. i dont know that. why did you think i knew that?

which didn't even put him slightly off balance.

cuz you're bald, he said, so confidently that i didnt even question it until the conversation was over. now. i was - i was over there, sitting -

and he gestured across the park to a giant pile of soft dirt that had an almost cartoonishly exaggerated ass print on it which derailed me for the second time. right? because whoever sat on that dirt, clearly, had an ass like two coconuts being fired out of a spanish cannon. whereas this man had an ass that could probably only be detected with powerful scientific instruments. i told him this in more succint terms by simply saying that was clearly not his buttprint.

now at this point we'd gotten derailed twice, and as unflappable as he'd been the first time, he was starting to get a little defensive. so he said perhaps someone with a large butt sat down after i got up, and i said why are you lying about where you were sitting, and he said why would i do that? and i said if i knew, i wouldnt be asking, and he said fine, i was driving by - and i said why didn't you just say you were driving by?!?!?!?! and he said because i didn't want you to think i was the kind of crazy person that would just stop his car to tell a stranger in a park that he, as a pediatrician, could tell that your parents REALLY cared about tummy time!

then he left. angrily. he actually stomped back to his car. i dont know when i started laughing but i didnt stop until i got home. my voice is still all scratchy right now. ive been in a little bit of a writing funk but i had to get this down while i could still remember it so perfectly.

I don't know if you, oh tagger, were meaning actual bones, or just teeth, but it's such a pet peeve of mine that I'm going to plow ahead under the assumption that you meant teeth

Teeth are NOT bones. They're not even remotely related to bones, and have completely different compositions and cross sections.

Your assumption is indeed incorrect, and you are also missing some information. Some of the information can be gathered by reading the tags you highlighted again, and processing it with your knowledge about bones.

What is different about the bones of “really young” children? (This information is also gestured at in the original post: skulls of small people are upsettingly soft.)

You are also missing information about something that is sometimes called “dentofacial orthopedics.” These are corrective orthodontics, surgeries, and other procedures that include remodelling bones - usually the jaw and palate. Mostly done on children.