aw format no

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

Nobody is doing it like pirates of the caribbean was doing it. The first movie spends 20 minutes introducing us to every main character, their thoughts on piracy, and how nuanced and fraught the subject is in port royal, and then proceeds to introduce the most pirate pirate to ever pirate

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

in a way i am my own dead wife