I'm a tired boy

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

average gothamite is like yeah yeah bruce wayne the wayne enterprises guy probably their boss’s boss’s boss’s boss’s boss’s boss but those who care about that sort of thing on the internet have collectively agreed that bruce’s real claim to billionaire fame is the fact that’s broken records for bones broken in skiing accidents in the alps who lived to tell the tale. redditors often discuss that statistically speaking bruce wayne should have died by now. or at least stopped skiing

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered