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i quoted the spiders georg post in statistics class without saying spiders georg and it was fun to see most people in the room look bewildered at the thought of eating spiders, and two people looking like

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chambergambit

in the past i've described my experience of being an ace with a sex drive as being hungry with no appetite, but actually my experience is more like being hungry and never going out to eat because i always have all the tools and ingredients to make exactly what i want, exactly how i want it, at home. i don't want other people in my kitchen and i certainly don't want to be in anyone else's kitchen. love reading about fictional kitchens, though.

starkwoes

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

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disrupting skyspace james turnell / coyote

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unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

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Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

theelectricdreamsofddx

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

theelectricdreamsofddx

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

jewish-rock

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

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dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

jewish-rock

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

jewish-rock

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

jewish-rock

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

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neroushalvaus

Trevor Noah interviewing Judith “Badass” Heumann

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neroushalvaus

I’m glad so many people have discovered Judith “Judy” Heumann through this silly little gif set. I am sorry to say she has died at the age of 75. She was known as the mother of disability rights. In 1970 she sued the Board of Education to become a licensed teacher and she won. In 1977 she was one of the organizers of the 504 Sit-in, a 24 day protest for disability rights. You can learn more about her story from her book Being Heumann, the picture book Fighting for YES! or the documentary Crip Camp.

Judy Heumann believed in the inherent value of each disabled individual and would never back down on what she thought was right. Her friends and fellow activists remember her as a strong leader.

Judy Heumann

December 18, 1947 - March 4, 2023

May her memory be for a blessing.

bitchesgetriches

As a teenager, life gave me lemons.

I ate the lemons—skins, seeds, and stickers.

Many years later, I wrote a guide to help others eat lemons.

This is a guide to leaving home before 18. It ranks among the most important and most personal things I've ever written. It's also one of our most popular guides of all time. So I updated and expanded it. To make it as accessible as possible, we recorded audio and video versions too. My lemon-flavored heart would swell with joy and citric acid to know it reached people who need it.

But it's a fight share it. Heavy topics like this get muted and buried on most social platforms. Even worse, this administration is deleting surveys and data about it; my .gov sources transmogrified into 404s before my very eyes. Gonna post this, and pray that Tumblr does what Tumblr does best.

How To Leave Home Before 18

Video Version 🍋 Audio Version 🍋 Text Version

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drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

slitherpunk

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

slitherpunk

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

shitpostingkats

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

#i don't even go here

reverendrowdy

Use your PTO

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They didn’t make it

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[ID: A three-panel comic strip of a TMA time travel AU.

Panel 1: Jon from season one - wearing glasses, dressed in business casual, jaw length hair, greying slightly at the temples- sits at his desk and looks up at Jon from season five. long greying hair, no glasses, wearing pajamas, including a slouchy, scratchy green cardigan, subconjunctival hemorrhaging in both eyes-. Future Jon has a hand on Past Jon's shoulder.

Future Jon: And so that's the moral of the story. If all you do is look at stuff, then you will become an eyeball."

Past Jon: Damn.

Panel 2: Both Jons have turned their heads to look straight on at the viewer.

Both Jons: What do you think about all of this, Martin?

Panel 3: Past Martin, wearing a button-up shirt and scratchy green cardigan, stares forward with a blank face, blushing intensely; his glasses are opaque. He has a speech bubble that says "Hm?" but behind him is a large thought bubble filled entirely with the following phrases:

Please kiss, please please please please, kiss each other in front of me, holy shit, PLEASE, where I can see it in front of meeee, kiss on the mouth, please kiss on the mouth, I hope they kiss.

End ID]

Time Travel Au

Eyeball quote

#tma #art #hehehe

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