oof.

Just saw a white lady at Walmart with a cart full of wonder bread and I cannot tell you what I would have given to see that as normal. This site has ruined me

Wonder bread is shit tier bread

for eating, maybe but that’s not what this post is about and the fact that you don’t know that makes me envy you

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

this is the most powerful post I’ve ever seen

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

world heritage post

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

us when john green left tumblr

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

reblog if you too would just like a nice place to live, plenty of yummy food, and not to be exposed to the vacuum of space whenever possible

If you try to psychically attack this man every bone in your body will shatter