Eliminate Butt Fries

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

Atheist football team down several points with only a quarter to go, they're really Hypothesizing for a Natural Phenomenon out here, folks.

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment