The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

dictator who gets intrusive thoughts about stepping down and enabling fair and democratic elections

so important to remember coconut curry exists

This is almost exactly how I make it, but if you wanna add some extra oomph without getting too fancy, I also toast the curry spice mix in sesame oil before adding the coconut milk. Toast it until it looks like the spice mix is excreting its own oil, add and mix in a bit of water and then wait for it to evaporate, and repeat that once or twice. Takes about 5 minutes and deepens the flavor a bit if you wanna try it. I think it's called blooming the spices?