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Pi Day 2025 im so old my bones are turning to dust

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

sucking dick cant be *that* complicated though , can it?

fuck. what are all these buttons

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

i can tell by the way you successfully manage your emotions and reactions that you’re never experienced trauma, because i personally have never even considered the idea of learning how to manage and deal with my trauma response rather than stew in it and bring it up every time someone tries to tell me im acting out of pocket

Insane take, actually. Healing is what leads to successfully managing emotions and reactions. This is like saying that if you aren't actively bleeding, you have never been cut. That is what scabs and scars and new skin are for.

im glad you said something. i got away with it for too long

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

So many people treat anger as something inherently toxic that you have to repress, but it can actually be a sign of growth and recovery. If you have been through trauma and abuse, reaching a place where you're able to go "your behavior is not acceptable and I'm not going to tolerate it because I know I deserve better" is very much a GOOD thing

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

Congratulations anon, you have become that type of school teacher who fails a nerdy kid's essay for plagiarism because "no real [age]-year-old would know that word"

update: i have been informed that i am an "ignorant, ableist classist piece of shit"

update: i have also been informed that i am a "eugenicist" because of this post

More people should ask folks who are Angry Online to dedine the terms they're talking about because there's probably a good chance that the answer is gonna be as revealing as it is utterly bizarre

Seeing as we're on the cusp of an age of de-facto online tracking and censorship, now might be a good time to get into the habit of downloading the stuff you like and saving it somewhere you can find it without an internet connection. Whether that's youtube videos, porn, or fanfiction. I don't want to be alarmist, and like, you don't have to go full archival. The internet isn't going to be deleted tomorrow. But if there's one thing we should learn from all of these content takedowns, it's that the nature of digital platforms can be fickle. Don't take access for granted.