oh my god, we’re doing this again!

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Sweaty in a way only a gay man could love

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

my non threathening hc of the day is that ilya is a raw dough consumer. he is making brownies with yuna and he is licking that bowl until it's pristinely clean you would never know there's been brownie batter in there. jackie is making homemade dinner rolls with the kids and ilya sweeps in and plucks a chunck out of the dough and throws it in his mouth and the christmas cookies get fucked up every year before they've even been in the oven. ilya is not scared of salmonella, salmonella is scared of him

Woke King?: This NHL Player is Dating a Brunette Woman

that blue eyed man is not ur soulmate be serious

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this