oh my god, we’re doing this again!

my non threathening hc of the day is that ilya is a raw dough consumer. he is making brownies with yuna and he is licking that bowl until it's pristinely clean you would never know there's been brownie batter in there. jackie is making homemade dinner rolls with the kids and ilya sweeps in and plucks a chunck out of the dough and throws it in his mouth and the christmas cookies get fucked up every year before they've even been in the oven. ilya is not scared of salmonella, salmonella is scared of him

Woke King?: This NHL Player is Dating a Brunette Woman

that blue eyed man is not ur soulmate be serious

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

Been getting really into orange juice lately

Hey guys I dropped haunted doll Troy Barrett and his porcelain skin shattered. I think everything is okay but I suddenly feel like I’m irredeemable and pathetic?

The fact that Ilya had Shane sucking on his fingers in the first five minutes of their first sexual encounter. The fact that it was essentially the first mutual sexual act they ever engaged in. Sometimes you truly do just hit a hole in one.

the rpfing can always get worse

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????