oh my god, we’re doing this again!

Been getting really into orange juice lately

Hey guys I dropped haunted doll Troy Barrett and his porcelain skin shattered. I think everything is okay but I suddenly feel like I’m irredeemable and pathetic?

The fact that Ilya had Shane sucking on his fingers in the first five minutes of their first sexual encounter. The fact that it was essentially the first mutual sexual act they ever engaged in. Sometimes you truly do just hit a hole in one.

the rpfing can always get worse

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

i must say you provided a rather compelling opposishane to my ilyargument

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check