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@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

[Image description: Penelope Jackson-Wayne, injured and exhausted, resting in a hospital bed. She’s holding up a peace sign and smiling.] i lived bitch wwhere is my little bird friend? WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEX LUTHOR BOUGHT TWITTER!?!?!?

@GothamWatch

WAIT PENNY WAYNE??? THE ONE WHO WENT MISSING???

@DailyPlanetBreaking

BREAKING: Account belonging to missing Gotham heiress Penelope Jackson-Wayne has just posted after being presumed dead for nearly 5 years.

@IAmNotBatman statistically speaking she is either

alive

kidnapped

hacked

all options deeply concerning

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

THIS MAN HAS DONE AT LEAST 47 ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMES AGAINST THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

toxic dumping

MORE toxic dumping

probably illegal whaling vibes

he looks like he would litter

@user_birdnerd

this girl just came back from the dead and her first priority is canceling lex luthor

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

fun fact DID YOU KNOW the pacific garbage patch is like really big like bigger than texas this is unacceptable

@user_ecoactivist

she’s right though

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

also i fought a cow

@user_90832

a cow?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

big cow horns VERY RUDE

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

wait hold on why are there 78,000 notifications did i do something OH NO DID I START A WAR I WAS TRYING TO STOP THAT

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family

Penelope, this is your father. Tell me where you are right now.

@GothamWatch

omg Bruce is here!

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

daddy! hi daddy! i missed you

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family

I missed you too, sweetheart. Tell me where you are so you can come home.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

i can't :( i'm in the hosbital i'm onna lotta pain killers

@green_queen_dream

Oh, honey, we can tell.

@DickGraysonOfficial

Hey Penny. It’s Dick. What hospital are you in?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

hi dick!! you got taller

@DickGraysonOfficial

Probably. Where are you?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

secret hospital very fancy shhh

@DickGraysonOfficial

Can you take a picture to show me?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH

@ornithology_nerd that is not how hospitals work

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH his name is argus he is a nurse he has many qualifications

@ornithology_nerd what are his qualifications

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH he has a lotta eyes which he uses for lookin at me it seems medically unnecessary, but i don't know enough about nurses to question it

@medical_student92 i’m pretty sure none of this is legal

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH he keeps winking at me WITH ALL OF THEM sir i am uncomfortable

@TimDrakeWayne Penny. I need you to focus. Can you zoom in on the window?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH timmy!! hi!! i missed you! are you taller now?

@TimDrakeWayne No. The window, please.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH ok ok hold on camera is hard

[Image description: A zoomed-in, slightly tilted photo of the window. Outside is a bright blue ocean and a long stretch of green hills. A white marble column is barely visible near the edge of the frame.]

@green_queen_dream @PennyJacksonWayne , why are you so obsessed with your brothers growing taller?

@GothamWatch Well, that's definitely not in gotham

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH @green_queen_dream I haven't seen my brothers in forever and now all them are taller than me :( even tyson is taller than me and he's a baby

@DickGraysonOffical who's tyson?

@LexCorpPR We at LexCorp wish Miss Wayne a speedy recovery and would like to clarify that Lex Luthor has never committed “illegal whaling crimes.”

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH OH MY GOD HE FOUND ME THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT A MAN WHO HATES WHALES WOULD SAY YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME LEX LUTHOR I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THE FISH HAS TOLD ME YOUR SINS

@user_whalesarecool she’s doubling down 😭

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH ALSO WHILE IM CONFESSING THINGS daddy im sorry about the car :(

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family …what car?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH the camaro that exploded

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH OKAY BUT IT WASNT MY FAULT IT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING OUT OF MY CONTROL

@TimDrakeWayne …noted.

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family We will discuss that later.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH ok :( @theoriginalRED i'm in trouble :(

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare Penny, where the FUCK did you get a phone.

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family ...Miss Dare, when my daughter originally went missing, you said you didn't know where she was and that you weren't in contact with her, correct?

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare Mr. Wayne, in my defense, at the time you asked me that question, I was telling the truth. I found her two years afterwards, getting shot at by mercenaries.

@GothamWatch EXCUSE ME???

@DickGraysonOfficial Getting shot at by WHO

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH skelators

@DickGraysonOffical SKELETORS!?!?!?!

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH ye you could say it was a DAM bad situation

@green_queen_dream …

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare We were at the hoover dam

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH im too seepy to be good a t jokes :(

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare Then get off twitter and GO TO SLEEP

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH no ❤️

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare I will send Nico.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH no 💔

@DickGraysonOfficial Who’s Nico?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH my little brother :) i stole him

@GothamWatch HOW MANY BROTHERS DOES SHE HAVE

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH nicos the best he's tiny and scary like a haunted victorian doll

@green_queen_dream that is not reassuring

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH he will literally just appear places like poof and then judge you

@TimDrakeWayne …teleportation?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH no :) hes just like that

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare Penny. Phone. Down. Now.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH RACHEL DONT THREATEN ME WITH NICO HE BIT SOMEONE LAST WEEK

@GothamWatch HE WHAT

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH self defense bite very valid he got them chompers

@DickGraysonOfficial I’m starting to understand nothing who's tyson then?

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH also tyson is my brother too :) very tall. A GOOD BOY

@green_queen_dream okay that one sounds normal

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH he cries if you’re mean to him so dont be mean or i will fight you

@TimDrakeWayne Understood.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH also i have another brother

@GothamWatch ANOTHER ONE

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH his name is damian

@DickGraysonOfficial ...I think I know that one :)

@green_queen_dream oh this should be good

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH i havent met him yet BUT I HAVE AN ARTICLE

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH [Image description: A screenshot of an article saved on her phone. The headline reads: “Young Artist Damian Wayne Stuns Gotham with Debut Exhibition.” The photo shows a dark-haired boy standing stiffly beside a series of detailed, intense paintings.]

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH LOOK AT HIM HE DOES ART IM SO PROUD OF HIM RACHEL YOU SHOULD DO ART WITH HIM

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare I'll do art with him if you get off Twitter.

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH but the people need to know

@theoriginalRED | Rachel Elizabeth Dare ABOUT WHAT???

@PennyJacksonWayne || SAVE THE WHALES, KILL THE JOKER FISH Lex Luthor's ocean crimes :(

@LoisLaneOfficial ...I, for one, would love to hear all about Lex Luthor's ocean crimes.

@WayneOfficial | Official account of the Wayne Family Lois, stop encouraging this.

@LexCorpPR Lex Corp will be responding to all accusations of "fish crimes" tomorrow morning in a press conference at Lex Corp Headquarters.

and yes, this is inspired by the painting: Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!