doin my best :-)

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

certified iconic post

lemme tell y'all something: i wouldn't be shipping this "absurd", non canonical, messy af ship if the "normal", canonical one was better

His energy is unmatched

This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍

[Video description: a TikTok from @snubbyj showing a person playing “Mamma Mia” by ABBA on the RimbaTubes, an instrument made out of PVC pipes. The person uses paddles to whack the tops of the tubes and looks very happy. /end description.]

On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.

google little calico kittens right now

well did you

did you like it…? I can show you more. More than you could imagine. take my hand…

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

What do you mean the water goes up